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March 1999 

 

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Oregon: A Forest Service fire-prevention expert has been convicted of setting nearly three dozen fires last summer around the Tiller Ranger District in southwest Oregon. In mitigation, the 36-year-old woman told prosecutors that putting out the fires was the only way she could earn overtime.
(Source: AAP-Reuters)

Sydney: Life at the edge: a man allegedly found with a loaded pistol, heroin and stolen leather jackets in his car drew the attention of police because he was rushing to buy condoms for his massage parlour-worker passengers. Nai An Li, 30, was charged with having suspected stolen goods, possessing a prohibited drug and unauthorised possessoi of a loaded firearm. Prosecutor Sargent Darrly Stuart said Li was stopped by police early on a Sunday morning.When asked why he was driving so quickly, the Auburn administration assistant said he was buying condoms for the "girls in the back". Police then allegedly spotted a gun in the side door of the car and Li was arrested. Police also found two small foils of 1.1g of heroin in a sunglass case, 13 leather jackets and more than fifteen hundred dollars, which was suspected of being stolen. Li was charged and remanded on bail to appear in Burwood Local Court.
(Source: Sunday Telegraph, Sydney   Spotter: Janet)

Ipswich: A man interviewed by police on another matter left the local police station, discovered that a car parked around the corner still had the the keys in the ignition and decided on the spur of the moment to take it for a joy ride. Police apprehended the man soon afterwards following a wild high speed chase. Stupidly, the man had stolen a police squad car. He has been remanded in custody.
(Source: Queensland Times, Ipswich)

Ontario: When Gerald Dixon, 26, appeared in Peterborough court his lawyer asked Justice Sam Murphy for leniency on the grounds of gross stupidity. "My client is not a very bright man," Dixon's lawyer told the court. "When he decided to rob the Whitby branch of the Bank of Montreal it didn't occur to him that buying a balaclava in mid-summer and wearing it as he left the store would seem suspicious. Nor did it cross his mind that when the store manager heard a few minutes later that a man in a balaclava had just stolen $2,600 from a nearby bank, he would call the police, who in turn would identify Dixon from the store's security cameras. No, sir, the full extent of my client's stupidity wasn't truly revealed until later that same day when he returned to the same bank and asked to open an account. When asked how much he'd like to deposit, my client said "$2600, cash" and was arrested immediately."
(Source: Ontario Herald)

Calgary: A pair of bank robbers trying to make off with their loot had their escape foiled but scored an unexpected movie debut this month when they crashed their getaway car on a residential street that was being used as a set for a Hollywood film.
(Source: Reuters)

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