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China: Chinese dissident Liu Gang, 34, was arrested in September in Liaoyuan and charged with failing to honor a previous court order that required him to report to the police periodically and inform them of his latest thoughts.
(Source: People's Daily)

Florida: Derick W. Williams, 40, of Lauderhill, Florida was arrested after quarreling with a girlfriend in the parking lot of a police station in Penny Hill, Delaware. When police asked Williams for identification, he reached into the front seat of his car, on which police noticed a small box containing seven ounces of cocaine worth about $11,000.
(Source: USA Today)

Cairns: Cairns police were forced to close off several streets in the inner city earlier this month after a strong smell of ammonia was reported by shopkeepers around the Cairns Reef Casino. Fearing a chemical leak, police declared a state of emergency and closed down several streets in the city's CBD before the smell was traced to a nearby Taiwanese fishing vessel which was being cleaned.
(Source: The Courier-Mail)

Brisbane: A day's fishing trip for two friendly neighbours ended in a punch-up when Pauline Hanson's name was raised, Brisbane Magistrate's Court heard earlier this month. The court heard how the men had been fishing and drinking when talk turned to indigenous issues and Hanson's name was raised. The younger man - Brian Peacock - said he'd felt "betrayed" by the support of his 53-year-old neighbour Rex Rogers for Hansonism and had hit him repeatedly. Peacock, 38, was given a four month sentence when it was revealed that he was currently on probation for attacking his wife on Christmas Eve the previous year. Acting Judge Mike Byrne, QC, said said that topic of Hansonism tended to "give rise to strong feelings in the community," when sentencing Peacock. "All the same, you really need to look at an anger management course".
(Source: The Courier-Mail)

Sydney: A dead man emitting toxic fumes was taken to Sydney's Westmead Hospital morgue by firemen in protective suits earlier this month, according to a fire brigade spokesman. The man had eaten 100 aluminium sulphide tablets.
(Source: Daily Telegraph)

Turkey: "Call it Fate, call it Kismet, but I believe that I was destined to finish this case," 94-year-old lawyer Mustafa Yildirim told the Anatolian News Agency in Ankara. "I first filed this land ownership case in 1939 claiming that a small plot of grazing land belonged to my clients, not their neighbours. 15 judges have worked on the file since then, and 11 of my colleagues, all of them long since dead. The clients have also died, as have all the defendants, but the case lived on. And now - finally - the Court of Appeals has ruled in my favour. If anybody who cared was left alive I'd celebrate with them. But sadly, I'm the real loser in all of this because there's no-one left alive to pay my fees and the land has been so badly damaged by storms that it's unsaleable. Still, the law is the law."
(Source: Associated Press)

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