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August 1998

 

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Georgia: Police investigating a purse snatching in Brunswick, Georgia, picked up a man who fit the purse-snatcher's description and drove him back to the scene of the crime. He was told to exit the police car and face the victim for an ID. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim and blurted out: "Yeah, that's the woman I robbed."
(Source: USA Today)

Louisiana: A robber with a thick Cajun accent attempted to hold up a restaurant in Thibodaux but couldn't get restaurant patrons to understand his demand for money. Frustrated, he whipped out his gun only to find that it wouldn't fire. The man then grabbed the cash register and ran, but got only three feet before falling over because the register was still plugged into the wall. Unplugging it, the man tried again - but a hungry diner who'd lost patience with the incompetent thief decked him and called police instead.
(Source: New York Times)

Texas: Austin police, responding to a report about a store robbery, apprehended the thief as he was fleelng naked from the scene. The thief said he'd stripped after the robbery because he was worried that his clothes would make him identifiable.
(Source: Washington Post)

South Carolina: Convicted murderer Michael Anderson Godwin spent several years on death row awaiting the electric chair before having his sentence commuted to life in prison. Whilst sitting on a metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.
(Source: News Of The Weird)

Sussex: Poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock, was killed instantly when it fell on him.
(Source: The Times)

North Carolina: A Charlotte, North Carolina man purchased a case of very rare and expensive cigars and insured them against fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars - and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy - the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, he stated that he'd lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. But the man sued and won. In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and that the insurance company had also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires". But after the man cashed his cheque the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson, using the man's insurance claim and testimony from the previous case as evidence against him. The man was subsequently convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to a year in jail.
(Source: The Straits Times)

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